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Despite my best intentions, my subconscious is literally obsessed with hot celebrities - although I’m in a long-term committed relationship. So I need to explicitly work it all out in my dreams, sexily.

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VERSE 1
I’m in a long term
Committed relationship
It’s the kind I don’t want to mess up
‘Cause it’s a super love partnership

I’m serious
It’s totally amazing!
The kind of love you
Never see in real life!

But I’m afraid that
I’m gonna mess it up somehow
Because of what happens
At night!

BRIDGE
I am
So committed
But there’s one thing
That I can’t shake
In my dreams
All I see
Are my celebrity crushes
In line to fuck me
And I feel so guilty

CHORUS
I know that It’s just a dream
But when Paul Rudd asked me out
I lied about having a boyfriend

It’s not that bad
But my dream self consented to
A lot of sexy stuff with Seth Rogen

And I should share
That my subconscious was
A willing participant in a foursome
With the Lonely Island

And I also
Made out with the guys
From Detroiters
While Scott Aukerman directed

VERSE 2
I’m a little embarrassed
That I told you all of that
But I feel it’s important to share
And in real life I’d never be asked
But anyway that really doesn’t matter
Because I am committed to someone else
A guy I find exceptionally dapper
Who’s also wearing many long fur pelts
(Oh shit I’m asleep again)

BRIDGE
I am
So committed
That I need to invent a reason
Why my guy
Isn’t with me
Like, aliens took him to another dimension!

CHORUS
I sat
Very close to Randall Park
While watching a solo
Sex tape of Eric Andre
(What does that mean?)

I held hands
With Austin Powers
At a tree planting volunteer event
Set up by Happy Gilmore
(Yeah baby!)

I don’t
Know why it aroused me but
Beetlejuice was surfing naked
In a sea of mustard
(It’s showtime!)

Also I’m
Concerned that Buddy The Elf
Made an appearance
While I mouth kissed Ron Burgundy
(Stay classy!)

They’re all back
In a line now
They say I have to choose
But all their body parts are mixed up I have

So much guilt
But at the same time
I’m finding these frankensteined
Celebrities super sexy

Oh! Look!
There’s my boyfriend
He’s nodding in approval
From the afterlife or something

It’s Or-gy time!
This is the best dream I’ve ever had!

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from Take Your Life More Seriously, released August 31, 2022
Emily Milling

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Emily Milling Toronto, Ontario

Emily Milling is a composer and producer from Toronto. She has composed two film scores and loves writing folk tunes about monsters. Impossible Horror is her second soundtrack.

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