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Just because no one is coming to my pizza party, does NOT mean that this pizza will be wasted! I AM EATING ALL THE PIZZA!

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lyrics

VERSE 1
Tonight is the night
Everything comes alive
Gonna party so right
When my best friends arrive

Tonight
Party at my place
(This party’s gonna be the best
Putting all my friendships to the test)
Come hungry,
I’m giving you a taste
(My hopes are very high
I expect these friendships will never die)

Best pizza
In the city
(Only the best for my friends
Who are my very best of friends)
You can’t bail
You all said you were free
(Wait, are you fucking kidding me?)

BRIDGE
And I know
I shouldn’t eat it all
Alone
(So much pizza)

But ohhh
Tonight I’m riding
Solo!

CHORUS
I am eating
All the pizza!
Gimmie hot cheese in my mouth
I want it

I am eating
All the pizza!
Yeah, gimmie hot cheese in my mouth
I want it

VERSE 2
Large pizza for one
Thought this night would be fun
But my friends are a bunch of dicks
Who instigated pizza conflict

I even got fancy napkins
To catch the pizza crumbs in
And just when I think I’m done
I eat another slice

Bite down
You know I like it real thick
(Talkin’ ‘bout the crust
And definitely not our tenuous friendships)
Can’t get enough
It’s mathematic
(I calculated carefully exactly enough)

Pizza
Would never not attend!
(I sent a calendar invite
If you weren’t going to come, you should have declined)
Pizza is my
only friend!
(I hear how sad that sounds, ugh)

BRIDGE
And I know
I shouldn’t eat it all
Alone
(So much pizza)

But ohhh
Tonight I’m riding
Solo!

CHORUS
I am eating
All the pizza!
Gimmie hot cheese in my mouth
I want it

I am eating
All the pizza!
Yeah, gimmie hot cheese in my mouth
I want it

VERSE 3
Now I’m ordering more
Delivery to my door
Calories are a scam
I topped this one with ham

It was actually for my friends
‘Cause I’m a vegetarian
But now I guess I eat meat
‘Cause I’m eating all this pizza

I’m burnin’ up
The roof of my mouth
(Should have waited longer
For this hot hot pie to cool on down)
I am the pizza king
Of my town
(I’d invite you to compete
But our friendship is now obsolete)

I won’t regret this
Tomorrow
(My stomach has trained
And my love for pizza has never waned)
But you will, and probably
Be sorrow
(I mean sorry. You’ll be sorry. I have to fart.)

BRIDGE
And I know
I shouldn’t eat it all
Alone
(So much pizza)

But ohhh
Tonight I’m riding
Solo!

CHORUS
I am eating
All the pizza!
Gimmie hot cheese in my mouth
I want it

I am eating
All the pizza!
Yeah, gimmie hot cheese in my mouth
I want it

I am eating
All the pizza!
Because you were too good
For my pizza party

I am eating
All the pizza!
Yeah, gimmie hot cheese in my mouth
I want it

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from Take Your Life More Seriously, released August 31, 2022
Emily Milling

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Emily Milling Toronto, Ontario

Emily Milling is a composer and producer from Toronto. She has composed two film scores and loves writing folk tunes about monsters. Impossible Horror is her second soundtrack.

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