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A dynamic duet with Julia Jones, SPANX! is every shapewear wearing person’s lament to spandex. But we do really love Sara Blakely. It’s like a love hate thing? WHY IS THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH OUR UNDERWEAR SO COMPLICATED?!

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lyrics

Yo it’s Friday night
And it’s time to go out
Gonna find a frisky tongue
To make our pussies shout

I got the six inch heels
Gucci purse for my phone
But when I put on my dress
I got no tummy control

Normally I believe
Beauty shouldn’t be painful

I can fit into this dress
Using industrial staples!

That’s a bit extreme
I’ve got a better solution
You can fit into that dress
Using a spandex illusion

What?
SPANX!
Gonna make that tummy flat?
SPANX!
You can’t handle my back fat!
SPANX!
Pull ‘em on with a slap
And your thighs go
Clap clap clap clap clap

Walk into the club like we’re
Coca Rocha
Stretchy layers on my body
For that fat contortion

We don’t need to breathe
We’ve got seamless shapes
We put on tight underwear
That we’ll never escape

20 minutes in
And support is lackin’
Look across the club
Spot a young Bill Paxton

When I move across the floor
I’ve got a horrifying strut
‘Cause these motherfuckin’ Spanx
Are riding up my butt!

My tights are slippin’
And my posture’s flakin’
Gotta focus on my mission
BONING!
Love making!
Had a couple drinks
And now I gotta pee

Uhhhhhh

But that’s the sacrifice we make
For looking pretty
We’re wearing SPANX!

I’m wearing twice the panties, hoes!
SPANX!
Control top for my extra rolls
SPANX!
Oh shit, dude these are fucking with my bowels
Get them off!
Shit! Pull pull pull pull pull!

Do you still believe
That this makes us pretty
Now I’m covered in my own faeces
Oh no

I have a sweaty butt
This does not make me feel hot
And now I miss my little gut

Take off them Spanx!
If you’re big if you’re small
Fuck Spanx!
Give my cellulite a call
Fuck Spanx!
So let your love handles fall
Fuck Spanx fuck Spanx fuck Spanx fuck Spanx fuck Spanx!

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from Take Your Life More Seriously, released August 31, 2022
Emily Milling
Julia Jones

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Emily Milling Toronto, Ontario

Emily Milling is a composer and producer from Toronto. She has composed two film scores and loves writing folk tunes about monsters. Impossible Horror is her second soundtrack.

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